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Well on this site there is soem cool things but i thought id post this as it actualy made me lol.god!

   

   anyway

   

   from

   http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2045&rtn=main-topten

   

   

        Readers Story - My Girlfriends Little Sister
   
   I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
   
   My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
   
   My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
   
   It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
   One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
   
   She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
   
   She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
   
   I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
   
   With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
   
   
   "The moral of this story is:"
   "Always keep your condoms in your car."
   
   
   

lol that made me luagh

lol gud 1

:O_o

   

   Fungus, you're alive!

Lol,that was funny.

One of the guys in my clan wrote this,

   [1stssf] DrSpade

   

   If WW2 was  REALLY fought online...

   

   

   

   It may have been like this....

   

   Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*

   

   *Eisenhower has joined the game.*

   

   *paTTon has joined the game.*

   

   *Churchill has joined the game.*

   

   *benny-tow has joined the game.*

   

   *T0J0 has joined the game.*

   

   *Roosevelt has joined the game.*

   

   *Stalin has joined the game.*

   

   *deGaulle has joined the game.*

   

   Roosevelt: hey sup

   

   T0J0: y0

   

   Stalin: hi

   

   Churchill: hi

   

   Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!

   

   paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks

   

   T0J0: lol

   

   Roosevelt: o this  sucks i got a depression!

   

   benny-tow: haha america sux

   

   Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?

   

   Hitler[AoE]: sure whatever

   

   Stalin: cool

   

   deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help

   

   Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy

   

   Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry

   

   Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me

   

   Roosevelt: get antiair guns

   

   Churchill: i cant afford them

   

   benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?

   

   paTTon: stfu

   

   Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

   

   deGaulle: Eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

   

   Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army

   

   paTTon: yah hurry the hell up

   

   Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

   

   deGaulle: this is really weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.*

   

   Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?

   

   benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

   

   benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?

   

   Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO

   

   T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u

   

   Roosevelt: wtf! thats BS ! im gunna kick ur asses

   

   T0J0: not without ur harbors u wont! lol

   

   Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u

   

   Hitler[AoE]: wtf

   

   Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge &#^#% army

   

   Hitler[AoE]: thats BS u hacker

   

   Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler

   

   Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!

   

   T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard

   

   Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path

   

   Stalin: WTF u retard !! WE HAD A  TRUCE

   

   Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

   

   benny-tow: hah

   

   benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1

   

   T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full

   

   Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help

   

   Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya

   

   Stalin: church help me

   

   Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here

   

   Stalin: dont be an retard

   

   Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

   

   Eisenhower: LOL

   

   benny-tow: hahahh oh crap help

   

   Hitler[AoE]: o man ur screwed !

   

   paTTon: oh what now biotch

   

   Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol

   

   *benny-tow has been eliminated.*

   

   benny-tow: lame

   

   Roosevelt: gj paTTon

   

   paTTon: thnx

   

   Hitler[AoE]: WTF Eisenhower hax hes killing all my LEET Tanks n stuffs

   

   Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record

   

   Eisenhower: Nuts !

   

   benny-tow: wtf that mean?

   

   Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped

   

   paTTon: coming to get u hitler u high-heels-wearing girlymanthing

   

   Stalin: rofl

   

   T0J0: HAHAHHAA

   

   Hitler[AoE]: u guys are  gay

   

   Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*

   

   benny-tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself

   

   Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL

   

   Stalin: OMG LMAO!

   

   Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*

   

   paTTon: hahahhah

   

   T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs

   

   benny-tow: shut up noob

   

   Roosevelt: haha wut a moron

   

   paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?

   

   Eisenhower: yah me too

   

   T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol

   

   Eisenhower: ......

   

   paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie

   

   Stalin: go to hell lol

   

   paTTon:  im goin afk

   

   Eisenhower: yah this is gay

   

   *Roosevelt has left the game.*

   

   Hitler[AoE]: wtf?

   

   Eisenhower: crap now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.*

   

   tru_m4n: hi all

   

   T0J0: hey

   

   Stalin: sup

   

   Churchill: hi

   

   tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!

   

   tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES

   

   Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz

   

   tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

   

   Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer sec

   

   T0J0: wtf is nukes?

   

   T0J0: HOLYCRAP OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!ONEONE!!

   

   *T0J0 has been eliminated.*

   

   *The Allied team has won the game!*

   

   Eisenhower: awesome!

   

   Churchill: gg noobs no really

   

   T0J0: thats BS U  suck

   

   *T0J0 has left the game.*

   

   *Eisenhower has left the game.*

   

   Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****

   

   Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss

   

   tru_m4n: l8r all

   

   benny-tow: bye

   

   Churchill: l8r

   

   Stalin: u guys are ghay

   

   tru_m4n: shut up commie lol

   

   *tru_m4n has left the game.*

   

   benny-tow: lololol u commie

   

   Churchill: ROFL

   

   Churchill: bye commie

   

   *Churchill has left the game.*

   

   *benny-tow has left the game.*

   

   Stalin: i hate u all sissies

   

   *Stalin has left the game.*

   

   paTTon: lol no1 is left

   

   paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep

   

   *paTTon has been eliminated.*

   

   paTTon: o [censored]!

   

   *paTTon has left the game.*

   

    Doc !!!

   

Lol, this looks like a log from a game on a Starcraft map called 'WWII Death in Europe'.

   

   But, you forgot about Poland! :((

Wow, scrolling old posts is great. That on-line WWII post was f****** Halarious.

   I liked the condom one too, almost forgot about it after reading all that.

   btw, I'm gonna copy/paste that for my clan to read. I'll leave his name on it.

good stuff ... that condom one was pretty good