Title: Shiny New Bike
Post by: Cobra {sfx} on March 01, 2006, 04:41:21 PM
Post by: Cobra {sfx} on March 01, 2006, 04:41:21 PM
A little girl pulls up alongside a cop on his horse standing on the pavement, the cop looks down at the girl on her new shiny bike and says, "my thats a luvly bike did santa bring it you?"
the little girl replies "yup - he sure did"
The cop writes her a citation for $20 and hands it down to her and says " next year tell santa to put a reflector on the bike so you can be seen"
the little girl looks at the ticket and glares up at him,
She then looks at the horse and says " thats a nice horse, did santa bring it you?"
Yup he sure did chuckles the cop
The little girl says " well next year tell santa the dick is supposed to go underneath the horse not on the top"
the little girl replies "yup - he sure did"
The cop writes her a citation for $20 and hands it down to her and says " next year tell santa to put a reflector on the bike so you can be seen"
the little girl looks at the ticket and glares up at him,
She then looks at the horse and says " thats a nice horse, did santa bring it you?"
Yup he sure did chuckles the cop
The little girl says " well next year tell santa the dick is supposed to go underneath the horse not on the top"
Title: Shiny New Bike
Post by: habsey on March 01, 2006, 04:48:09 PM
Post by: habsey on March 01, 2006, 04:48:09 PM
LMFAO!
Title: Shiny New Bike
Post by: Runt on March 01, 2006, 05:50:40 PM
Post by: Runt on March 01, 2006, 05:50:40 PM
haha, yeh read this joke in Dutch earlier. 
Title: Shiny New Bike
Post by: Guest on March 01, 2006, 06:00:21 PM
Post by: Guest on March 01, 2006, 06:00:21 PM
Hehe :D:D I like that one.
Title: Shiny New Bike
Post by: Card {sfx} on March 01, 2006, 06:06:09 PM
Post by: Card {sfx} on March 01, 2006, 06:06:09 PM
LMAO!!!!
I got one but i will have to PM it to peeps...
I got one but i will have to PM it to peeps...
Title: Shiny New Bike
Post by: habsey on March 01, 2006, 06:07:06 PM
Post by: habsey on March 01, 2006, 06:07:06 PM
hahahaha pm to me hahaha
Title: Shiny New Bike
Post by: THE KID on March 19, 2006, 04:27:49 PM
Post by: THE KID on March 19, 2006, 04:27:49 PM
lol
Talk about a mean cop lol...
and talk about a girl whose parents I feel sorry for lol
Talk about a mean cop lol...
and talk about a girl whose parents I feel sorry for lol
Title: Shiny New Bike
Post by: stay2theleft on March 19, 2006, 04:38:40 PM
Post by: stay2theleft on March 19, 2006, 04:38:40 PM
lmao, nice1