Three friends got totally lost in the jungle whilst back packing. They were stumbled upon by the local pygmy tribe.
"You will go into the jungle and each bring me 5 pieces of fruit" said the Chief. "Fail and my great warriors will hunt you down and we will eat you".
They soon begin foraging for their lives. Terrified by the thought of failure.
The first friend rushes into the tribe camp carrying 5 lemons.
"If you can push all 5 lemons up your bum without any signs of emotion not only will you be freed you will be escorted out of the jungle carrying as much gold as you can carry" said the Chief.
Halfway through pushing the second lemon up his bum the friend flinched. He was immediately killed and boiled in a large cauldron.
At that moment the second friend stumbled into the camp with 5 small red berries in one hand.
"If you can push all 5 berries up your bum without any signs of emotion not only will you be freed you will be escorted out of the jungle carrying as much gold as you can carry" repeated the Chief.
With little trauma the friend pushed the first, second, third and forth berry up his bum. However whilst inserting the fifth he fell to the floor in hysterical laughter.
He was horribly killed and boiled in a large cauldron.
He woke up and realised he was in Heaven standing by his friend.
"What on earth happened?" said the first friend "You so very nearly completed the task!!!"
"[yellow]Well[/yellow]" said the second friend "[yellow]It was going well until I saw Jim step out of the bushes into the camp carrying 5 pineapples.....[/yellow]"
haha i actualy loled out loud. ty:D nice one
nice lol:p