Title: Software Update
Post by: Guest on April 01, 2005, 10:13:16 AM
Post by: Guest on April 01, 2005, 10:13:16 AM
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make
matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware
program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my
system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
and they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to
Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded
further to Wife 1.0.
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come
bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade,
however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run.
Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and
could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had
forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and
E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge.
These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess
what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express
which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns
unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These conflicted with
some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an
illegal operation. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT
hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-In-Law,
which can't be turned off.
I did try an older version of oldhag beta. All ports were accessable with no complaints and data transfers were fast . Oldhag cleanup 1.0 is an essential tool especially if you will be loading up Wife 1.0 straight after.!
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2004, but there could be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
detects Mistress 2004; it tends to delete all of your Money before
uninstalling itself.
What can I do ???
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make
matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware
program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my
system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
and they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to
Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded
further to Wife 1.0.
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come
bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade,
however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run.
Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and
could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had
forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and
E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge.
These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess
what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express
which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns
unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These conflicted with
some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an
illegal operation. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT
hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-In-Law,
which can't be turned off.
I did try an older version of oldhag beta. All ports were accessable with no complaints and data transfers were fast . Oldhag cleanup 1.0 is an essential tool especially if you will be loading up Wife 1.0 straight after.!
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2004, but there could be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
detects Mistress 2004; it tends to delete all of your Money before
uninstalling itself.
What can I do ???
Title: Software Update
Post by: Cobra {sfx} on April 01, 2005, 01:04:21 PM
Post by: Cobra {sfx} on April 01, 2005, 01:04:21 PM
Haha good one that!
You could try Pistol 1.4 on wife 1.0 thus allowing Extra_Maul 0.1 to enter the LAN, but best kept behind a NAT otherwise Mistress2004 may go rusty if upgrade proves successful (that means Mistress2004 getting less use - very detectable)
Or...Hung_guy5 (seriously insane choice - ButtWare 1.3 is essential for this app) but may cool the other problems with Mistress2004/wife1.0
Constant port upgrades are a pain with this choice consumers say
maybe...
Winzip for the wife1.0, Auto-Fister for Slapper 2.1, and Noose-Last-Resort4 for yourself?
You could try Pistol 1.4 on wife 1.0 thus allowing Extra_Maul 0.1 to enter the LAN, but best kept behind a NAT otherwise Mistress2004 may go rusty if upgrade proves successful (that means Mistress2004 getting less use - very detectable)
Or...Hung_guy5 (seriously insane choice - ButtWare 1.3 is essential for this app) but may cool the other problems with Mistress2004/wife1.0
Constant port upgrades are a pain with this choice consumers say
maybe...
Winzip for the wife1.0, Auto-Fister for Slapper 2.1, and Noose-Last-Resort4 for yourself?
Title: Software Update
Post by: Guest on April 02, 2005, 02:06:24 AM
Post by: Guest on April 02, 2005, 02:06:24 AM
LOL - You could go on forever with this couldnt u 