Shiny New Bike

[Cobra {sfx}]

A little girl pulls up alongside a cop on his horse standing on the pavement, the cop looks down at the girl on her new shiny bike and says, "my thats a luvly bike did santa bring it you?"

   

   the little girl replies "yup - he sure did"

   

   The cop writes her a citation for $20 and hands it down to her and says " next year tell santa to put a reflector on the bike so you can be seen"

   

   the little girl looks at the ticket and glares up at him,

   

   She then looks at the horse and says " thats a nice horse, did santa bring it you?"

   

   Yup he sure did chuckles the cop

   

   The little girl says " well next year tell santa the dick is supposed to go underneath the horse not on the top"

[habsey]

LMFAO!

[Runt]

haha, yeh read this joke in Dutch earlier.

[Guest]

Hehe :D:D I like that one.

[Card {sfx}]

LMAO!!!!

   I got one but i will have to PM it to peeps...

[habsey]

hahahaha pm to me hahaha

[THE KID]

lol

   

   Talk about a mean cop lol...

    and talk about a girl whose parents I feel sorry for lol

[stay2theleft]

lmao, nice1