Software Update

[Guest]

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,

   which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are

   apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution

   was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make

   matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other

   applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

   

   Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware

   program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my

   system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

   

   Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same

   time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other

   and they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to

   Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded

   further to Wife 1.0.

   

   While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come

   bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade,

   however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run.

   Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and

   could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had

   forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and

   E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge.

   These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess

   what the problem is.

   

   Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,

   requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express

   which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns

   unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These conflicted with

   some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an

   illegal operation. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT

   hard drive, it often crashes.

   

   Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-In-Law,

   which can't be turned off.

   

   I did try an older version of oldhag beta. All ports were accessable with no complaints and data transfers were fast . Oldhag cleanup 1.0 is an essential tool especially if you will be loading up Wife 1.0 straight after.!

   

   Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2004, but there could be

   problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0

   detects Mistress 2004; it tends to delete all of your Money before

   uninstalling itself.

   

   What can I do ???

[Cobra {sfx}]

Haha good one that!

   

   You could try Pistol 1.4 on wife 1.0 thus allowing Extra_Maul 0.1 to enter the LAN, but best kept behind a NAT otherwise Mistress2004 may go rusty if upgrade proves successful (that means Mistress2004 getting less use - very detectable)

   

   Or...Hung_guy5 (seriously insane choice - ButtWare 1.3 is essential for this app) but may cool the other problems with Mistress2004/wife1.0

   Constant port upgrades are a pain with this choice consumers say

   

   maybe...

   

   Winzip for the wife1.0, Auto-Fister for Slapper 2.1, and Noose-Last-Resort4 for yourself?

   

[Guest]

LOL - You could go on forever with this couldnt u