Some Riddles For You

[Cobra {sfx}]

1. If yesterday had been Wednesday's tomorrow and tomorrow is Sunday's yesterday, what day would today be?

   

   2. I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?

   

   3. This is an unusual day, and so is this paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so uncommon about it? It looks so ordinary that you may think nothing is odd about it until you match it with most paragraphs this long. If you put your mind to it, and study it, you will find out, but nobody may assist you. Do it without any coaching. Go to work and try your skill at figuring it out. Par on it is about half an hour. Good Luck!

   

   Answers on a postcard please and mail to Cobra {sfx}

   (lol)

[Guest]

I'll have a pint of what C's been drinking pls........  

[Guest]

1. = saturday

[Guest]

2. The letter V

[Rjbriggsy]

1. is actually friday

   2. as mentione the letter "v"

   3. There are no letter "e's"

[Cobra {sfx}]

And the winner is Briggsy!!!!!

   

   Grab £10 from the {sfx} Large Lottery Win fund

   (Only £10 !!!!! :O_o)

[Rjbriggsy]

yey, go me!

   

   i accept the £10 payment in cash, bank tranfer, paypal and cheque

   

   thank you

   

   hahahahaha lol

[Guest]

Too much Tennents Super flowing around my alcohol stream tonite for pub quizzes

   

   Nice one Briggs

   

   Cant beleive I got sat wrong - that was the easy one

   

   

   

   EXTRA

   

   There are 3 words in the Oxford English Dictionary that start with a vowel and contain only 1 letter. What are they?

   

   

[Cobra {sfx}]

A MohAA riddle for you i just thought up...

   

   I am small and dead yet can be live, one side will like me, the other will hate me, i am neither your friend nor your enemy, but a server setting can change all that, for you would surely die were you to meet me, i can fly distances, bounce or roll.

   

   What am i

   What is that server setting?

   

   Usual postcard blah applies

[Rjbriggsy]

@cobra grenade?  

   

   and can i steal ure first riddle for use on my forum? credited to u of course?

   

   @ssuk "a" "i" and "no idea?!"

[Cobra {sfx}]

I wont tell you if your right until both questions have been answered

   

   Aint my riddle m8, feel free to do with it what u like

[Guest]

Briggsy got 2

   

   the other is

   

   Envelope

   

   

   Hehehe

[Rjbriggsy]

oh server setting is grenades on?! i dnt no bout all that sorta stuff lol

   

   so i think i win that one too?! 2 riddles 2nite and 2/3 of the other riddle

[eddy600]

I'm hard yet soft, I'm coloured yet clear, I'm fruity and sweet, I'm jelly.........What am I???        

[Cobra {sfx}]

Errr jelly?